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Sparrisen
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« on: November 10, 2010, 01:45:58 AM »






So, what do you think when you view this pic? Imma give you 5 seconds.


(ignore the fucking huge accordion. Look at the girl.)



















I think "this girl is either bisexual, lesbian or sexually dominant". This is a girl, who will dominate YOU unless you dominate her. This is a girl who you will have to get to worship YOU in the way most guys worship girls, otherwise the sex will suck or be nonexistant. She will yawn and fall asleep as you screw her, unless you put her to work, making her realize that you're the fucking prize.


Now, this picture SCREAMS that to me. I know, if I kiss her, it will feel colder. Less slutty. Different. She's used to kissing chicks. Everything will be awesome, until it's time to switch it up in the bedroom. It feels more perverted. I look at her, and I want to kiss her, because it seems wrong and in the same time right. I want to make those sleepy eyes see the light.

I know, that if I talk to her, I will be able to understand her.


Now, that shit runs in my mind, in the mental words of "Oh fuck".


I was very curios to if I was actually right.


I was.





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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2010, 01:48:33 AM »

I'm curious if anyone had the same vibe that I had, from looking at that initial pic.

EDIT:If you had, think about it for a second, adīnd please write down why.







My personal guess is:
1: those sly eyes
2: That sly smile
3: no makeup
4: Hair in armpit (noticed this later)
5: Accordion. I don't know, it seems pretty gay to me
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 21:06:53 PM »

IMO she looks only like she's just had one too many beers.
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