The season to be jolly

[Sparrisen]

Alright, my friend was in monterre, mexico, while I was in canada, coming back he had some fucked up shit to tell me. He and his friends had been fucking girls on the street there.
"The war on drugs" is going on, and the excitement is running high. At least 10 people get killed every day in that city. The girls are wild and crazy as never before for some strange reason.

Naturally, my friend knew some high up people, and were out partying with them. Approaching girls after girls in one of the most fucked up cities ever. Once he saw a dude being pulled into a bathroom, and getting his dick cut off, because he was hitting on someones girlfriend.

Another night he was hitting on this honey, and she told him to fuck off, she was gonna send her druglord friends on him. Afraid, he went up to HIS friend and told him. His friend knew the club management (who is always deep within the drug business). He got back that the problem was solved.

Next day, when he asked his friend what went on last night, his friend told him that they took the girl out and killed her. The following day, my friend got the fuck out of that city.

[Faro]

And you thought the US was fucked up. Monterrey is peaceful, stay away from Juarez.

[ReverendLostLamb]

Lovely.

[Oynamak]

Nice one.





(And.. I can't deny myself to say this Rev, I have to, so, where was her god? : p)

[ReverendLostLamb]

Odds are she was catholic anyways. I take no responsibility whatsoever.

Sides, if God would stop us from dieing it would quite fast get too crowded on this planet.