Swiss
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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2009, 13:51:39 PM » |
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Faunus (bot) had just bought a xbox 360 but when he tried it he got very dissapointed. He went back to the store to get his money back but on the way he met Angelina Jolie. She asked Faunus (bot) if she could get an autogramm, because she's a big fan of him. But as he was looking for a pen, she took the chance, while he was busy and took him by surprise with a kiss! However, by some fel magic, the kiss made Faunus (bot) turn into a
real human! He wasn't a (bot) anymore. His wooden legs and arms disappeared and real ones replaced them. He was looking at his arms very intently when Brad Pitt appeared. Seathing with rage that Faunus kissed his wife. As Brad clenched his fist and drew it back to strike Faunus used CB and then backstabbed the pitt. Now he had walked in the store and he couldn't believe what he saw. The store turned into pink unicorn that pooped rainbows and made both Faunus and I puke. After the puke-fest we walked out of the store, and saw Mickey mouse, sharing out flyer, on which it says: "You must go home, or the force won't be with you!" He did look above his head and saw Angelina's boobs bouncing merrily there (since he was very short), before she swept him up, and twirled him around from behind pressed against her wonderful bossom, before she let him down.
Cheeks red, and huffing and puffing some from the unexpected move, he looked up at Jolie, who despite the height differance, managed to peer at him through her eyelashes, and said:"I wanna do the sales man!"
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Oynamak
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hiho :D
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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2009, 18:38:23 PM » |
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Faunus (bot) had just bought a xbox 360 but when he tried it he got very dissapointed. He went back to the store to get his money back but on the way he met Angelina Jolie. She asked Faunus (bot) if she could get an autogramm, because she's a big fan of him. But as he was looking for a pen, she took the chance, while he was busy and took him by surprise with a kiss! However, by some fel magic, the kiss made Faunus (bot) turn into a
real human! He wasn't a (bot) anymore. His wooden legs and arms disappeared and real ones replaced them. He was looking at his arms very intently when Brad Pitt appeared. Seathing with rage that Faunus kissed his wife. As Brad clenched his fist and drew it back to strike Faunus used CB and then backstabbed the pitt. Now he had walked in the store and he couldn't believe what he saw. The store turned into pink unicorn that pooped rainbows and made both Faunus and I puke. After the puke-fest we walked out of the store, and saw Mickey mouse, sharing out flyer, on which it says: "You must go home, or the force won't be with you!" He did look above his head and saw Angelina's boobs bouncing merrily there (since he was very short), before she swept him up, and twirled him around from behind pressed against her wonderful bossom, before she let him down.
Cheeks red, and huffing and puffing some from the unexpected move, he looked up at Jolie, who despite the height differance, managed to peer at him through her eyelashes, and said:"I wanna do the sales man!" Since the narrator didn't understand the last 2 sentences at all, he used his narrator-power to kill Faunus, who came in hell, where...
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« Last Edit: May 24, 2009, 20:28:44 PM by Oynamak »
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Hullu
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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2009, 19:46:58 PM » |
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Ugh... Please, use bold only for the text you add.
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Swiss
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2009, 07:46:06 AM » |
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Ugh... Please, use bold only for the text you add.
Ugh..Please, look more carefully I did :> |
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Hullu
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2009, 08:27:41 AM » |
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« Last Edit: Today at 10:45:11 by Swiss »
Good job. Wanna continue the story?
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Oynamak
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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2009, 12:55:01 PM » |
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« Last Edit: Today at 10:45:11 by Swiss »
Good job. Wanna continue the story?
I do, just go on. |
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Sparrisen
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2009, 13:48:14 PM » |
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Faunus (bot) had just bought a xbox 360 but when he tried it he got very dissapointed. He went back to the store to get his money back but on the way he met Angelina Jolie. She asked Faunus (bot) if she could get an autogramm, because she's a big fan of him. But as he was looking for a pen, she took the chance, while he was busy and took him by surprise with a kiss! However, by some fel magic, the kiss made Faunus (bot) turn into a
real human! He wasn't a (bot) anymore. His wooden legs and arms disappeared and real ones replaced them. He was looking at his arms very intently when Brad Pitt appeared. Seathing with rage that Faunus kissed his wife. As Brad clenched his fist and drew it back to strike Faunus used CB and then backstabbed the pitt. Now he had walked in the store and he couldn't believe what he saw. The store turned into pink unicorn that pooped rainbows and made both Faunus and I puke. After the puke-fest we walked out of the store, and saw Mickey mouse, sharing out flyer, on which it says: "You must go home, or the force won't be with you!" He did look above his head and saw Angelina's boobs bouncing merrily there (since he was very short), before she swept him up, and twirled him around from behind pressed against her wonderful bossom, before she let him down.
Cheeks red, and huffing and puffing some from the unexpected move, he looked up at Jolie, who despite the height differance, managed to peer at him through her eyelashes, and said:"I wanna do the sales man!" Since the narrator didn't understand the last 2 sentences at all, he used his narrator-power to kill Faunus, who came in hell, where satan peered at him cautiosly, as he had just landed on his pastasalad.
He poked him searchingly with a slightly oversized fork, held in an enormous red hand, and enquired:
"Are you qualified as vegetarian sustance?"
Fanus, having had a utterly shitty day, didn't reply immediatly, but first mumbled beneath his breath...
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