Goals

[Sparrisen]

Well I love goals. I know some of yu don't, and that's fine, as long as you're happy. But if you HAVE goals, I'd like to hear your grand plan

Mine is:
1: Become a doctor and find a cure to aging. (during this process, sire offspring)
2: Become a lifecoach /insperational speaker (maby I will have to try gay sex before becoming a true lifecoach)
3: Beocme a rockstar, dive out in the crowd with a pair of newly removed strings hanging from each ear
4. Become a paladin. (Closest would probably be a elite SAS soldier or something like that)
5: Retire as a native indian cheiftain, smoking a cozy pipe having the respect of the tribe, while he discreetly peeks under the skirts of passing women, but decides he might as well give the pups a chance. Sit down on the prairie, saying a few important truths out into the night, that no one will ever hear, but that's no matter, the important thing is that it gets said, before finally stretching out my acheing back in the grass, dozing in, using my feather crown as a blanket.   

[Sparrisen]

Either that or I'll become the undying, sole supreme ruler of the United Earthen Nations, overseeing the colonization of the moon, our progress into outer space, and be the first one to ever see true alien porn.

I'd probably be the mystical type of ruler, with a hint of divinity to me. I'd probably have a harem, as to not lose touch with the earthly pleasures, and the ability to relate to the common man.

Of course, there's pro's and cons to this. Mysticality adds a possibilty of my face being unknown to the public, as in, I can go out shopping without a problem, but mysticality aslo means that important state matters will be dealt with behind closed doors, and for instance ASSASSINATION might go completetly unnoticed. As such, I would need to either make 100% of the population fanatically loyal towards me, something that might take up to 500 years or something to completetly achieve. 500 years of sitting in a bunker must fucking suck. Thus the alien porn. Or I get a fanatically loyal bodyguard unit, that would positively fuck up anyone who dared touch me, and if they dared REPLACE me they'd fuck him up twice.
To be totally sure of total obedience, I might have to create a new religion. Becoming a God will most likely piss God off some, so that I've taken care of the aging problem will be working in my favour.

I wonder what would happen if God exists, and I manage to make 100% of the population not believe in him, but in me.

The SPECIAL hell. - Shepherd, firefly.

[Hullu]

Make milkshakebar on a boat with Sparrisen and travel the world, selling milkshakes for everyone.