Conspiracy theory 2

[Sparrisen]

I CAN SEE RITE THRU YOU YE BUGGERS

First we have the mysteriously blobbing bernie.
Then we have the myseteriously edited thread. ALTHOUGH revealing VITAL SENSITIVE INFORMATION: the thread itself is NOT deleted. It DOES however reMAIN there for all to see. For all to wonder. WTF.

WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO NIGHTMARE, THAT HE PROCEEDED TO BAN HULLU?

WHY DOES BERNIE REALLY BLOBB?

IS BERNIE AN ALIEN? ( we all know he only play a greenskinned character anyway)

I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop the secret. Fuck the bubble.

The secret is:
There is no secret. BUT, does it NOT SERVE as EXCELLENT forum drama? AND, the most awsome CONSPIRACY THEORY EVAR. It's about nothing, but makes people think it's about SOMETHING. It's a common theory that if you tell a man who knows he's gonna be tortured you'll be right back, you just have to fetch a mouse, some strawberries, cotton and a needle, his imagination will come up with the most horrible scenario itself.
THEREFOR people will come up with their OWN frickin theories, that's probably, going to be even BETTER, even more CRYPTIC than an actual PREMADE theory. Turn off the lights, and make people believe there's a lion in the room and they WILL see it.

[Nightmare]

You do know I'm going to silence you too eventually?

[Hullu]

I can assure you all, that the conspiracy is very real, and that me and Mayhem are looking deeper and deeper into it. We'll find a way to deliver this secret to the public in time.

[Sparrisen]

I assure you all, that any male touching my penis will disintergrate the fabric of reality in the immediate vicinity of the location of the event because of the LAWS of REPULSION so awsomely having been neglected. THIS UTTER MISTAKE will render your material vessel unstable enough to actually be sucked up THOUGH my genetalia, since once the 0-barrier of repulsion has been passed, MASSIVE suction will occurr, time and space will change places, and as your essence moves further up my urethra, and actually CAUSE time to pass. As my predatorial aura devours your mutilated essence, my mojo will grow to new dimension, casting your chode quirks aside, and feasting instead upon your alfa qualities. I will then grow another pubical hair.

HOWEVER: SHOULD A ***FEMALE*** aspire to be in the presence of my kingly possessions, this might, I say might, on the other hand bring into action the very complicated, and highly pleasurable process referred to as "The Miracle Of Life". Yes, THIS, THROUGH OUR DIVINE INTERRACTION, I will possess the POWER of being the LIFEGIVER. I will make life happen, and smile as it unfolds in front of me, having my blessing of grace and beauty, I will let it be, beyond basic trimming, to let it find a way of it's own. Even, should it be it's CHOICE, have life REJECT ME. Such is the freedom, but also, responsibility, of my gift. Although, i will always be there watching, reaching out if called upon, and it is my full belief that life will create its own image in a way that could never have come to path with my active intervention. A greater belief will be spawned by finding truth by oneself, as is destined.   

[mayhem]

Don't worry people you will get to know!

[lingojac]

I CAN SEE RITE THRU YOU YE BUGGERS

First we have the mysteriously blobbing bernie.
Then we have the myseteriously edited thread. ALTHOUGH revealing VITAL SENSITIVE INFORMATION: the thread itself is NOT deleted. It DOES however reMAIN there for all to see. For all to wonder. WTF.

WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO NIGHTMARE, THAT HE PROCEEDED TO BAN HULLU?

WHY DOES BERNIE REALLY BLOBB?

IS BERNIE AN ALIEN? ( we all know he only play a greenskinned character anyway)

I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop the secret. Fuck the bubble.

The secret is:
There is no secret. BUT, does it NOT SERVE as EXCELLENT forum drama? AND, the most awsome CONSPIRACY THEORY EVAR. It's about nothing, but makes people think it's about SOMETHING. It's a common theory that if you tell a man who knows he's gonna be tortured you'll be right back, you just have to fetch a mouse, some strawberries, cotton and a needle, his imagination will come up with the most horrible scenario itself.
THEREFOR people will come up with their OWN frickin theories, that's probably, going to be even BETTER, even more CRYPTIC than an actual PREMADE theory. Turn off the lights, and make people believe there's a lion in the room and they WILL see it.

getting interested..

I do know I'm going to silence you too eventually?

getting more interested..

I can assure you all, that the conspiracy is very real, and that me and Mayhem are looking deeper and deeper into it. We'll find a way to deliver this secret to the public in time.

getting more interested..

I assure you all, that any male touching my penis will disintergrate the fabric of reality in the immediate vicinity of the location of the event because of the LAWS of REPULSION so awsomely having been neglected. THIS UTTER MISTAKE will render your material vessel unstable enough to actually be sucked up THOUGH my genetalia, since once the 0-barrier of repulsion has been passed, MASSIVE suction will occurr, time and space will change places, and as your essence moves further up my urethra, and actually CAUSE time to pass. As my predatorial aura devours your mutilated essence, my mojo will grow to new dimension, casting your chode quirks aside, and feasting instead upon your alfa qualities. I will then grow another pubical hair.

HOWEVER: SHOULD A ***FEMALE*** aspire to be in the presence of my kingly possessions, this might, I say might, on the other hand bring into action the very complicated, and highly pleasurable process referred to as "The Miracle Of Life". Yes, THIS, THROUGH OUR DIVINE INTERRACTION, I will possess the POWER of being the LIFEGIVER. I will make life happen, and smile as it unfolds in front of me, having my blessing of grace and beauty, I will let it be, beyond basic trimming, to let it find a way of it's own. Even, should it be it's CHOICE, have life REJECT ME. Such is the freedom, but also, responsibility, of my gift. Although, i will always be there watching, reaching out if called upon, and it is my full belief that life will create its own image in a way that could never have come to path with my active intervention. A greater belief will be spawned by finding truth by oneself, as is destined.   

  backing away slowly...