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Author Topic: Uncle Sparrisen Needs Your Money NOW!!  (Read 20246 times)
Sparrisen
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« on: July 03, 2012, 21:13:22 PM »

You can sign up your intrest in sponsering Sparrisen here!
Your funding will go towards:
*Condoms - what goes around comes around! I'm not after revenge, just fun that's all!
*Food - yes, I need to eat
*Shelter - also need to sleep somewhere and I'm sick of sleeping like a fuckin bum - IT'S GOOD I TRIED IT - but dam straight I like a real bed with clean linen, no bedbugs no urine smell etc etc.

Also, currently trying to develop my older brother - el supernerd's- social skills. This is infuriating, and pulls my own ass down more to his level and well, it's for the good cause. He's super-intelligent, but that intelligence is just in the wrong areas for mating.

We will need his genes eventually I'm sure.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 22:25:07 PM »

you can have my best wishes and gl, but gtfo my money ^^
a few tips.. You dont need food, few people survive by trinkink tea, also, sleep is for the weak. Enough time to sleep when you're death, and ppl are dreaming when awake too anyway so sleep to regenerate from what, dreaming? ^^ stay awake as long as possible, THEN your sleep will be 1. regenerating and 2. so deep and necassery that even resting on a stone will feel godly. And by reducing senseless eating and sleeping, use the money for condoms, if you have non, use the time and energy to get some. You've now atleast 7 hours more time each day to do so.

No need to thank me, my help is for free Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2012, 17:23:52 PM »

Move to Finland and get paid for doing nothing.
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2012, 20:49:32 PM »

Well to move the finland I better get paid!  Grin
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